Putting 1 and 1 Together

Ever since I saw Borat a couple months ago, something was bugging me about his name, Sacha Baron Cohen. Today I finally figured it out, he shares the same name with US figure skater, Sasha Cohen. I heard she's 4th busiest prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.

You Can't Argue Science

According to a new report out today by the American Medical Association, Miss Teen USA is exactly 4.7 times hotter than Miss USA.

2000 Flushes

I bought this for my toilet as a diversionary tactic. I think it's working, you can't see brown thru blue.

They should invent a product based on the same idea for the whole apartment....like a blue gel that oozes out of a closet or something and covers the floor. I would like the blue gel to be higher than countertop level to take care of the kitchen, but it should be have a low enough viscosity so I can wade thru it to get to the couch.

Funny eBay Feedback - User andy46477

Feedback msgs.....all from andy46477

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberid=andy46477&items=-1&item=-1&de=off

He's Moving, He's OK

Playing Dumb Pays

http://www.local6.com/news/10469771/detail.html

5 Signs That The Apartment Isn't So Clean

1. The ironing board turns into permanent "kitchen island".


2. Pigeons try to get into the apartment to eat off the carpet.


3. Bathroom mirror looks like a Jackson Pollack painting.


4. Shower floor becomes a solid grey color from it's original "tile look".


5. Fruit flies extend range from kitchen and colonize the living room.