Ways To Protect Yourself Against Identity Theft
- Do not use your social insurance number as a password for porn sites.
- Shred all fully completed Sudoku's before throwing in the trash.
- If someone is standing closer than 5 feet behind you while using an ATM, put your shirt collar straight up to block their view.
- If singing the 1982 Tommy Tutone classic "Jenny,867-5309", do not substitute your home phone number. If your actual number is 867-5309, limit your rendition to shower only.
- Do not hand out copies of your credit card statement at the library.
- During sexual intercourse, refrain from screaming your mother's maiden name.
2 comments:
Umm, I have to say, that was totally fucking enlightening.
I was just browsing, and I have to say, I like it here.
Have a nice week.
i know! and did the stock market crash, or is taco bell just making better food?
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